Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / If a guru falls in the forest with no \ | one to hear him, was he really a guru | | at all? | | | \ -- Strange de Jim, "The Metasexuals" / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;