Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Once upon a time, four AMPHIBIOUS HOG \ | CALLERS attacked a family of | | DEFENSELESS, SENSITIVE COIN COLLECTORS | | and brought DOWN their PROPERTY | \ VALUES!! / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;