Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Documentation is like sex: when it is \ | good, it is very, very good; and when | | it is bad, it is better than nothing. | | | \ -- Dick Brandon / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;