Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A rose is a rose is a rose. Just ask \ | Jean Marsh, known to millions of PBS | | viewers in the '70s as Rose, the maid | | on the LWT export "Upstairs, | | Downstairs." Though Marsh has since | | gone on to other projects, ... it's | | with Rose she's forever identified. So | | much so that she even likes to joke | | about having one named after her, a | | distinction not without its drawbacks. | | "I was very flattered when I heard | | about it, but when I looked up the | | official description, it said, `Jean | | Marsh: pale peach, not very good in | | beds; better up against a wall.' I want | | to tell you that's not true. I'm very | \ good in beds as well." / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;