Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "After one week [visiting Austria] I \ | couldn't wait to go back to the United | | States. Everything was much more | | pleasant in the United States, because | | of the mentality of being open-minded, | | always positive. Everything you want to | | do in Europe is just, 'No way. No one | | has ever done it.' They haven't any | | more the desire to go out to conquer | | and achieve -- I realized that I had | | much more the American spirit." | | | \ -- Arnold Schwarzenegger / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;