Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Perhaps Debian is concerned more about \ | technical excellence rather than ease | | of use by breaking software. In the | | former we may excel. In the latter we | | have to concede the field to Microsoft. | | Guess where I want to go today? | | | \ -- Manoj Srivastava / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;