Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / In Blythe, California, a city ordinance \ | declares that a person must own at | | least two cows before he can wear | \ cowboy boots in public. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;