Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / I'm very old-fashioned. I believe that \ | people should marry for life, like | | pigeons and Catholics. | | | \ -- Woody Allen / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;