Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Scrubbing floors and emptying bedpans \ | has as much dignity as the Presidency. | | | \ -- Richard Nixon / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;