Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Cohn's Law: \ | | | The more time you spend in reporting on | | what you are doing, the less | | | | time you have to do anything. Stability | | is achieved when you spend | | | | all your time reporting on the nothing | \ you are doing. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;