Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I tried the clone syscall on me, but it \ | didn't work. | | | | -- Mike Neuffer trying to fix a serious | \ time problem / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;