Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Many companies that have made \ | themselves dependent on [the equipment | | of a certain major manufacturer] (and | | in doing so have sold their soul to the | | devil) will collapse under the sheer | | weight of the unmastered complexity of | | their data processing systems. | | | | -- Edsger W. Dijkstra, SIGPLAN Notices, | \ Volume 17, Number 5 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;