Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Don't worry about the world coming to \ | an end today. It's already tomorrow in | | Australia. | | | \ -- Charles Schulz / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;