Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / The Great Movie Posters: \ | | | An AVALANCHE of KILLER WORMS! | | | | -- Squirm (1976) | | | | Most Movies Live Less Than Two Hours. | | This Is One of Everlasting Torment! | | | | -- The New House on the Left (1977) | | | | WE ARE GOING TO EAT YOU! | | | | -- Zombie (1980) | | | | It's not human and it's got an axe. | | | \ -- The Prey (1981) / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;