Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The Great Bald Swamp Hedgehog: \ | | | The Great Bald Swamp Hedgehog of | | Billericay displays, in courtship, | | | | his single prickle and does impressions | | of Holiday Inn desk clerks. | | | | Since this means him standing | | motionless for enormous periods of | | | | time he is often eaten in full display | | by The Great Bald Swamp | | | | Hedgehog Eater. | | | | -- Mike Harding, "The Armchair | \ Anarchist's Almanac" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;