Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / I always say beauty is only sin deep. \ | | \ -- Saki, "Reginald's Choir Treat" / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;