Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Remember that as a teenager you are in \ | the last stage of your life when you | | will be happy to hear that the phone is | | for you. | | | \ -- Fran Lebowitz, "Social Studies" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;