Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Look DEEP into the OPENINGS!! Do you \ | see any ELVES or EDSELS ... or a | \ HIGHBALL?? ... / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;