Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Police up your spare rounds and frags. \ | Don't leave nothin' for the dinks. | | | \ -- Willem Dafoe in "Platoon" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;