Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / All wars are civil wars, because all \ | men are brothers ... Each one owes | | infinitely more to the human race than | | to the particular country in which he | | was born. | | | \ -- Francois Fenelon / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;