Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ /xemacs fixed my flatulence \ | | | -- From the "XEmacs: Not just an | \ editor" department / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;