Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / As you grow older, you will still do \ | foolish things, but you will do them | | with much more enthusiasm. | | | \ -- The Cowboy / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;