Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The honeymoon is over when he phones to \ | say he'll be late for supper and she's | | already left a note that it's in the | | refrigerator. | | | \ -- Bill Lawrence / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;