Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Lamonte Cranston once hired a new \ | Chinese manservant. While describing | | his duties to the new man, Lamonte | | pointed to a bowl of candy on the | | coffee table and warned him that he was | | not to take any. Some days later, the | | new manservant was cleaning up, with no | | one at home, and decided to sample some | | of the candy. Just than, Cranston | | walked in, spied the manservant at the | | candy, and said: | | | | "Pardon me Choy, is that the Shadow's | \ nugate you chew?" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;