Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Well, we're big rock singers, we've got \ | golden fingers, And we're loved | | everywhere we go. We sing about beauty, | | and we sing about truth, At ten | | thousand dollars a show. We take all | | kind of pills to give us all kind of | | thrills, But the thrill we've never | | known, Is the thrill that'll get'cha, | | when you get your picture, On the cover | | of the Rolling Stone. | | | | I got a freaky old lady, name of Cole | | King Katie, Who embroiders on my jeans. | | I got my poor old gray-haired daddy, | | Drivin' my limousine. Now it's all | | designed, to blow our minds, But our | | minds won't be really be blown; Like | | the blow that'll get'cha, when you get | | your picture, On the cover of the | | Rolling Stone. | | | | We got a lot of little, teen-aged, | | blue-eyed groupies, Who'll do anything | | we say. We got a genuine Indian guru, | | that's teachin' us a better way. We got | | all the friends that money can buy, So | | we never have to be alone. And we keep | | gettin' richer, but we can't get our | | picture, On the cover of the Rolling | | Stone. | | | | -- Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show | | | | [As a note, they eventually DID make | \ the cover of RS. Ed.] / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;