Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Wow, I'm being shot at from both sides. \ | That means I *must* be right. :-) | | | | -- Larry Wall in | \ <199710211959.MAA18990@wall.org> / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;