Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Q: What's the difference between a dead \ | dog in the road and a dead | | | | lawyer in the road? A: There are skid | \ marks in front of the dog. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;