Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / In this world some people are going to \ | like me and some are not. So, I may as | | well be me. Then I know if someone | \ likes me, they like me. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;