Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / No man in the world has more courage \ | than the man who can stop after eating | | one peanut. | | | \ -- Channing Pollock / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;