Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I THINK THERE SHOULD BE SOMETHING in \ | science called the "reindeer effect." I | | don't know what it would be, but I | | think it'd be good to hear someone say, | | "Gentlemen, what we have here is a | | terrifying example of the reindeer | | effect." | | | \ -- Jack Handey, The New Mexican, 1988. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;