Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / The right half of the brain controls \ | the left half of the body. This means | | that only left handed people are in | \ their right mind. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;