Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Doctors and lawyers must go to school \ | for years and years, often with little | | sleep and with great sacrifice to their | | first wives. | | | \ -- Roy G. Blount, Jr. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;