Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Worst Month of the Year: \ | | | February. February has only 28 days in | | it, which means that if | | | | you rent an apartment, you are paying | | for three full days you | | | | don't get. Try to avoid Februarys | | whenever possible. | | | \ -- Steve Rubenstein / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;