Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "Just out of curiosity does this \ | actually mean something or have some of | | the few remaining bits of your brain | | just evaporated?" | | | | -- Patricia O Tuama, | \ rissa@killer.DALLAS.TX.US / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;