Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / GREAT MOMENTS IN HISTORY (#7): April 2, \ | 1751 | | | | Issac Newton becomes discouraged when | \ he falls up a flight of stairs. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;