Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / "Not Hercules could have knock'd out \ | his brains, for he had none." | | | \ -- Shakespeare / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;