Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Sometimes a man will tell his bartender \ | things he'll never tell his doctor. | | | | -- Dr. Phillip Boyce, "The Menagerie" | | ("The Cage"), | | | \ stardate unknown. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;