Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Alliance, n.: \ | | | In international politics, the union of | | two thieves who have | | | | their hands so deeply inserted in each | | other's pocket that they cannot | | | | separately plunder a third. | | | | -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's | \ Dictionary" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;