Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I sat down beside her, said hello, \ | offered to buy her a drink... and then | \ natural selection reared its ugly head. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;