Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The function of the expert is not to be \ | more right than other people, but to be | | wrong for more sophisticated reasons. | | | | -- Dr. David Butler, British | \ psephologist / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;