Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly \ | so. | | | \ -- The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;