Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / The telephone is a good way to talk to \ | people without having to offer them a | | drink. | | | \ -- Fran Lebowitz, "Interview" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;