Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Granted, Win95's look wasn't all that \ | new either - Apple tried to sue | | Microsoft for copying the Macintosh UI | | / trash can icon, until Microsoft | | pointed out that Apple got many of its | | Mac ideas (including the trash can | | icon) from Xerox ParcPlace. Xerox is | | probably still wondering why everyone | | is interested in their trash cans. | | | \ -- Danny Thorpe, Borland Delphi R&R / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;