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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/ Symptom: Feet cold and wet, glass       \
| empty. Fault: Glass being held at       |
| incorrect angle. Action Required: Turn  |
| glass other way up so that open end     |
| points                                  |
|                                         |
| toward ceiling.                         |
|                                         |
| Symptom: Feet warm and wet. Fault:      |
| Improper bladder control. Action        |
| Required: Go stand next to nearest dog. |
| After a while complain                  |
|                                         |
| to the owner about its lack of house    |
| training and                            |
|                                         |
| demand a beer as compensation.          |
|                                         |
\ -- Bar Troubleshooting                  /
 -----------------------------------------
        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;