Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Extraordinary claims demand \ | extraordinary proof. There are many | | examples of outsiders who eventually | | overthrew entrenched scientific | | orthodoxies, but they prevailed with | | irrefutable data. More often, egregious | | findings that contradict | | well-established research turn out to | | be artifacts. I have argued that | | accepting psychic powers, | | reincarnation, "cosmic conciousness," | | and the like, would entail fundamental | | revisions of the foundations of | | neuroscience. Before abandoning | | materialist theories of mind that have | | paid handsome dividends, we should | | insist on better evidence for psi | | phenomena than presently exists, | | especially when neurology and | | psychology themselves offer more | | plausible alternatives. | | | | -- Barry L. Beyerstein, "The Brain and | | Conciousness: | | | \ Implications for Psi Phenomena". / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;