Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Even if you can deceive people about a \ | product through misleading statements, | | sooner or later the product will speak | | for itself. | | | \ -- Hajime Karatsu / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;