Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ____________________________________ / QOTD: \ | | | "I've always wanted to work in the | | Federal Mint. And then go on | | | \ strike. To make less money." / ------------------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;