Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Several years ago, some smart \ | businessmen had an idea: Why not build | | a big store where a do-it-yourselfer | | could get everything he needed at | | reasonable prices? Then they decided, | | nah, the hell with that, let's build a | | home center. And before long home | | centers were springing up like | | crabgrass all over the United States. | | | | -- Dave Barry, "The Taming of the | \ Screw" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;