Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Never use "etc." -- it makes people \ | think there is more where there is not | | or that there is not space to list it | \ all, etc. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;