Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The Sage \ | | | Honest people use no rhetoric; Rhetoric | | is not honesty. Enlightened people are | | not cultured; Culture is not | | enlightenment. Content people are not | | wealthy; Wealth is not contentment. So | | the sage does not serve himself; The | | more he does for others, the more he is | | satisfied; The more he gives, the more | | he receives. Nature flourishes at the | | expense of no one; So the sage benefits | | all men and contends with none. | | | \ -- Lao Tse, "Tao Te Ching" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;